Thoughts of a mother of five

• When you find yourself with a moments rest, SHOWER, SHOWER, SHOWER
• Laundry soap is like fuel, never let it fall below 1/4
• Organize, organize, then be content with the mess that will always remain
• Even at Sam's club, five is a lot
• The laundry will never be done
• A regular recipe is too little, a doubled is too much
• Don't stress about exercise, you never stop long enough to do it anyway
  
• You find yourself shopping just for the shock effect on others
• No kitchen is big enough
• Sleep, what is that?
• Quiet is meant for the library
• Keep Tylenol in ready supply
• Make your bed, it may very well be the only thing you do for yourself
• Give it up, you'll never weigh that again
• Free is not only good, it is almost mandatory
• Crazy is your life, enjoy it

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