Funny haha

On this happy birthday, I regret to inform you James, you are an alien. No, I do not make this up. Chloe came running into my room at 6:30 this morning terrified. She quickly told me , and I quote, "Don't let James and Liz come tomorrow. Their family are aliens." She then jumped into my bed and curled up in a ball. I tried very hard not to laugh when I asked her if she had had a bad dream. "Yes." So, I may have to be convinced of your true humanness before allowing your children to stay.