So I've been accumulating these for... a VERY long time.  I just picked a few I hope you all will find laughable.
   “I seriously feel like I’m going through another awkward stage.” – Marquie Hutchings
  
“Can you turn it down or something? I’m drooling.” – Marquie Hutchings
    
“Sometimes I’m just too weird for myself.” – Marquie Hutchings 
  “I am the life of your party.” – Marquie Hutchings
    
  “Only if you’re reeeeeaaalllllllly special. But I don’t think you are.” – Jodi Hutchings
  
“Marquie your clothes make up for your face.” – Jodi Hutchings
  “Justin?  Will you eat my guts?” – Jodi Hutchings
    
 “Okay. So…… We don’t know how to teach Jaime anything.” – Justin Hutchings
    “You’re as weird as mom.” – Michelle Packard
  
*crab walks* “I’m a bug!” – Michelle Packard
  
“Daniel do you know how much college costs? … 600 dollars!” – EllaAnne Packard
  “I want to go back to church to clean the church.  That’s my favorite thing to do.” – Daniel Packard
  “You will be all covered with dirt. Yeah. And then a horse will come and bite your hair!” – EllaAnne and Daniel Packard
        “Everything stays the same til it changes.” – Dad 
    “I love bill paying. It’s a sure way to remind you you’re mortal.” – James Hutchings
    *helping Emmy off the couch* “My gosh you’re a pound or two!” – Grandpa Workman
  “Ema will you shut up and say the prayer?” – Grandpa Workman
  “Oh! There’s some kids that were just married. That would be scary….and fun!” – Grandpa Workman
  “You’re full of crap.” – Grandpa Workman
  “If you see it, find it for me.” – Grandma Workman
  
“The alarm in the Benson building. That’s the sound of hell right there.” – Emily Sheppard