
This is for you MOM!
The family is central to the Creator's plan for the eternal destiny of His children.
-- Trudy McDaniel sent in the instructions for putting together an Ikea desk, which state: ``It is advisory to be two people during assembly.''
-- Doug Gordon sent in the instructions for a set of Tama brand drums, containing this warning: ``Stay away from the drum set if an earthquake occurs.''
-- Dave Zarrow reports that he saw a sign making this appealing offer: ``I Lost 40 Lbs. in Two Months! Call for Free Samples!''
-- Joe Bays sent in a glossy color brochure for the American Standard ''Cadet II'' model commode, featuring the slogan: ``Get more out of your toilet.''
-- Sandra Bowers sent in a story from the Akron Beacon Journal headlined, ``Police Find Man Dead to Death in Motel.''
-- Paul Morrill sent in a story from the Santa Cruz County Sentinel, concerning a man who was arrested when he attacked some sea lions ``because they constantly defected on his boat.''
-- Jeanne Reed sent in a bulletin from Weatherby Health Care, a physician-placement firm, with this headline: ``Born and Raised in the Midwest, This Very Talented Surgeon Is Looking for His Nitch Back Home.''
Q. You hate it when a surgeon loses his nitch.
A. Let's hope he didn't leave it inside a patient.
Yep, our dog is in a cast. Joe stepped on her. Oops. Yep, he feels terrible. She will be in the cast for 4 weeks.
While at the vet we (some of us grudgingly and bribed), brought home a stray, blind, old, very smelly dog. After a good bath, she still resides in the garage. She smells terrible. We will call animal control tomorrow and I imagine they will put her down. I really should just have their number programmed by now....
Chloe and her super new haircut! Yep, I did it.
A pic of our girls night in. We went to a middle school play then laughed hysterically for about an hour before we all fell asleep in my bed. The father son campout was canceled for weather, so Joe and Ethan built a fort in the basement and slept down there. In the morning he took the boys out for doughnuts and fishing. They didn't last long, it was really cold. They made it back in time to infringe on our german pancake time.
Last, our first camping of the season. Yes, this was weeks ago, but I am slow. It was very windy and miserable, but the kids liked it. The tent was up for three days, because it started raining Saturday morning and didn't stop until Monday afternoon. Hmmm, figures. Love you all!